Monday Prayers With B.

Today we come together to ask some tough questions about an old fan favorite of your's and mine: 50 Cent. So many items I would love to discuss with him, given the Oprah-level opportunity. I challenge you to turn on "Just a Little Bit" as we ask Curtis (almost) 21 questions:

Where are you?

Was your interview with Oprah an intervention or a Match.com set-up?

What happened with Chelsea Handler? 

Was that a Match.com set-up? OkCupid? 

Did she call you Curtis? 

Have you really been shot 50+ times?

Why did you become man-anorexic to play a character in a movie no one saw? 

You have a home in suburban Connecticut. WHAT IS THAT? 

Are you still mad at Kanye?

XOXO-B

Spring is for lovers?

Today is officially the start of Spring, one of my favorite times since it means Summer is creeping close behind. With this season change comes plenty of questions from my curious brain; a blessing and a curse, really. Here’s what I’m pondering –

Why is it still 45 degrees out?

Who did John Mayer cheat on Katy Perry with?

What is Jessica Biel’s favorite song off her husband’s new album?

Has Britney Spears threatened to shave her head (again) anytime in the past 6-8 months? 

What’s chemically wrong with the people who like their own Instgram photos…and like their ex’s Instagram photos?  

Why does our intern look like Matt Saracen?

Why did Kim have to get pregnant and completely dash my dreams of Jay-Z and Kanye playing at Lollapalooza 2013?

Why do guys think “hanging out and watching basketball” is an acceptable first, second or third date?

Is Lindsay Vonn on bath salts?

Why do people choose to own cats?

Does the Pope sleep in that hat?

Are hats chic now?

XOXO-B

Kanye/Kim 2012.

Not to get political with you (again) but election season is HERE.
Overachievers have already voted and put a picture of their American flag sticker on Instagram. #nofilter
Most all conversations with anyone somehow come around to which character was the least dopey in the last debate, Paul Ryan's hair and how PBS without Big Bird will suck. So friends and loved ones, by all means be a good American and vote, but please, let's change the conversation. Especially if you're trying to be charming/fun. Nobody wants to be an Ann Coulter.  

Here are some acceptable, un-presidental points of discussion:

Halloween Costumes

Trust falls

Honey Boo Boo's Future

If Beyonce ever gets nervous

Why you continue to watch Nashville

Should you have a baby

Should you get a dog

Why you haven't been asked to be on Girls, yet

Bath Salts

Ryan Gosling

Going gluten-free 

China

In the words of Kanye, I'm just trying to change the color on your mood ring. Go vote.

XOXO

B