Don't Speak.

Without further adieu, the list of topics I don't care to discuss with you, especially before noon. Sorry but I'm not sorry. 

Red 40

how your thighs look in jeans

your baby's illness and subsequent doctor's visit that went wrong

your secret Pinterest board(s)

my Facebook

your Facebook

your ex with a very biblical name

Justin Bieber

the Christian Music industry

headbands 

Happy Wednesday,
B

xoxo

I Can't.

In preparation of days set aside for gorging ourselves on complex sugars and carbohydrates, hiding from awkward family members and remembering what we're thankful for, I would like to celebrate items I just can't get on board with. 

Tay Tay Swift singing live

Insta-relationships 

Justin Bieber and people caring about him in general

Work emails sent before 8 am

Channing Tatum 

***Hello, Sexiest Man Alive committee, you forgot Ryan Gosling? Obvs, your mistake

Ex-boyfriends who pose for family pictures with kids who aren't his

Hoof Shoes

The words crunk, adorbsicles and hardcore

Bitter Tennessee fans (I'll miss Dooley's pants, too)

xoxo-B